Jevan's Internet Abyss
If you understand it. You're doing it wrong.
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER, THIS WILL BE SCREEN SHOTTED AND SENT TO J.K TO SHOW HER OUR LOVE.
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GET THIS TO 2 MILLION!3 MILLION??!?!?!
LETS GET TO 3 MILLION!5 MILLION PEOPLE!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!
6 million come on
(Source: did-you-kno, via everything-but-sanity)
What the letter said was that I found her very attractive and that I’d seen her walking her dog a lot and so I just wanted to say hello. It also said that I’d watched her several times through a window, but not like HER window or anything. I meant through my car window when I was driving. And that “watching,” sounds so creepy. It was more like I just happened to glance over and see her.
That was the gist of it. And I didn’t have any paper so I wrote it on an old traffic ticket envelope and put it under her windshield wiper blade.
“Hey!” she screamed.
I started to respond, but she marched right by me and up to the parking enforcement officer who I guess was standing behind me.
“I was parked just fine!” she screamed. “What is this, some sort of bullshit quota you have to fill?!”
He didn’t like the accusations and so he fired right back.
“I didn’t give you a ticket!”
“Liar!”
“Man oh man,” I thought.
And I guess she was having one of those days because she pulled a gun out of her purse and shot the parking officer three times in the chest. Then, she put the gun barrel in her own mouth and pulled the trigger. It was a huge mess.
“Well, I guess that’s a no,” I said, in a real sitcom-y voice.
“WAY-TO-MAKE-IT-ALL-ABOUT-YOU,” boomed the helmet fastened to my dog’s head that converted his barks to English.
I poured the remainder of my expensive latte on the dog’s helmet, which caused it to crackle and malfunction.
The right girl was out there somewhere. And I would find her.
Next to me, the dog’s helmet made a crackling noise. A sarcastic crackling noise.
(via holypeaches)
I like Gorillaz
but Plastic Beach is ear rape of the highest calibre
Me: *likes clint eastwood*
ME: yeh i like the gorillaz too
why didn’t the egg hatch
the hen had no egg sit strategy
u ok
oh my god.
i am a horrible person for laughing at this.
Going to hell for reboobing this
reblogged for “reboobing”
i think theres still a few bugs in the yogbox,
this is a duck
yep.
name one thing. one thing that isnt homestukc
skrillex
(via laughableassassin)
John and Dave play SBURB
omg
i started watching this and when it finished i looked up and saw i had already cliched the reblog button
(Source: youtube.com, via laughableassassin)
